09.24.2012
Who would you rather?

Donatella Versace vs. reality TV personality Elsa Patton. You must choose one — I’m sorry. Sound off in the comments.
09.24.2012

Donatella Versace vs. reality TV personality Elsa Patton. You must choose one — I’m sorry. Sound off in the comments.
45 Comments
Well its pretty even. I say throw some lotion on that leather skin and pretend they just got off the set of sesame street.
This is a classic case where the brown bag comes in handy.
I choose DEATH!
versace has the $$$$ so hit the lights, i,m goin in. ( lights off that is) that,s some ugly fuckin right there,but in my younger years i think i had worse or so my friends would tell me the next day. I helped out some truly ugly women. thanks ladies!
They both look like partially melted figures from a wax museum.
In this case TWO bagger…..one for her, one for me!
I’m gonna have to go with Versace. I mean…at least her nose isn’t overdone?
i am sorry but the ugly stick can go only so far. this is beyond anyone’s ability to bring it back to whatever this was. a hobbit maybe
I will say neither..I would rather bathe in acid before touching those two fugly plastic old used up condoms..
So my Options are Alice Cooper or Bobby Flay dressed in drag. I choose Bobby, he can at least cook breakfast in the morning
So Skeletors bride or someone who looks like Shrek’s mother?
For the honor of Greyskull!!!
How much cocaine do I get to snort.LOL
That’s Alice Cooper on the left!!
is this an episode of h.r. puffenstuff?
Actually the one on the left looks like Steven Taylor of Aerosmith.
The Right is just sad.
show me pictures of what they look like from behind, then i’ll make my decision.
Is “chop my dick off and throw it in the ocean” an option?
I’ll take the bullet
How can someone that rich be so ugly. They can afford any plastic surgeon in the world.
I’ll take donatella ONLY because she’s loooooaaaaded!
Why do they think this looks so good? EVERYONE who has this mess done now has the exact same face. They no longer look human, it is not sexy, they do not look younger, they look llike cloned freaks!
I’d do Versace. Her eyes at least don’t look like pig eyes.
I’d need bags – paper & plastic, paper for the one I bang and plastic for the one I don’t.
Then I think I’ll need another plastic one because I just don’t know if I could live with myself…
Publicity shots for the new season of Walking Dead?
Sir Loin is that your mammy and sperm donor??
They could both be the stars of some kind of very creepy horror flick.
is death an option?
Loki? Are those your Before and After pics? You should ask for your money back.
At least Versace could be used as a zombie prop for Halloween.
This is why I’m glad I don’t watch TV. Or buy designer clothes.
I’d rather put my Cock through a Meat Grinder!!!!
Man! Talk about a “two-bagger”. You know a bag over her head and a bag over yours just in case her bag breaks.
HELP! I’m turning to stone!
To answer the question, I’ll have to side with Donatella; she may not have the looks, but she does have the $$$$. Having said that, I have a question for you: Are we sure that we’re looking at a couple of actual women and not simply Alice Cooper and Steven Tyler at a cross-dressing party? lol
Would rather eat a bullet.
mmm I choose Elsa
Miss Versace is 57 and Mrs Patton is 76, easy choice for me.
Isn’t suicide always an option?
They both kind of remind me of “the face of Boe”. Google it.
CHOOPING OFF MY DICK OFF AND RUNNING MIGHT WORK IF YOU DONT TURN TO STONE
I choose suicide!
Donatella looks like a corpse which was dug up after being in the ground for about a week.
WHY THE FUCK doesnt she do anything about her baked potato boxer’s nose while she’s at all this? And the stringy, dead hair, thats easy! I can only think she has to want to look like crap, aach!
this is some scary shit, haha. gross, and sad
They both look kind of like extras for a Low Budget Zombie Movie.
Donatella….if I squint, I can just pretend she’s Iggy Pop. ;P