09.24.2012

Who would you rather?


Donatella Versace vs. reality TV personality Elsa Patton. You must choose one — I’m sorry. Sound off in the comments.

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45 Comments

  • September 24, 2012

    Well its pretty even. I say throw some lotion on that leather skin and pretend they just got off the set of sesame street.

  • Jim
    September 24, 2012

    This is a classic case where the brown bag comes in handy.

  • JohnSki
    September 24, 2012

    I choose DEATH!

  • elroy
    September 24, 2012

    versace has the $$$$ so hit the lights, i,m goin in. ( lights off that is) that,s some ugly fuckin right there,but in my younger years i think i had worse or so my friends would tell me the next day. I helped out some truly ugly women. thanks ladies!

  • Doc
    September 24, 2012

    They both look like partially melted figures from a wax museum.

  • I eat POOP
    September 24, 2012

    In this case TWO bagger…..one for her, one for me!

  • Katie
    September 24, 2012

    I’m gonna have to go with Versace. I mean…at least her nose isn’t overdone?

  • paul
    September 24, 2012

    i am sorry but the ugly stick can go only so far. this is beyond anyone’s ability to bring it back to whatever this was. a hobbit maybe

  • NenaB
    September 24, 2012

    I will say neither..I would rather bathe in acid before touching those two fugly plastic old used up condoms..

  • HockeyDad
    September 24, 2012

    So my Options are Alice Cooper or Bobby Flay dressed in drag. I choose Bobby, he can at least cook breakfast in the morning

  • Lothar
    September 24, 2012

    So Skeletors bride or someone who looks like Shrek’s mother?
    For the honor of Greyskull!!!

  • Unracker
    September 24, 2012

    How much cocaine do I get to snort.LOL

  • Chris
    September 25, 2012

    That’s Alice Cooper on the left!!

  • prof. wagstaff
    September 25, 2012

    is this an episode of h.r. puffenstuff?

  • Fish er
    September 25, 2012

    Actually the one on the left looks like Steven Taylor of Aerosmith.
    The Right is just sad.

  • justin
    September 25, 2012

    show me pictures of what they look like from behind, then i’ll make my decision.

  • fuck no
    September 25, 2012

    Is “chop my dick off and throw it in the ocean” an option?

  • John
    September 25, 2012

    I’ll take the bullet

  • mary
    September 25, 2012

    How can someone that rich be so ugly. They can afford any plastic surgeon in the world.

  • brian
    September 25, 2012

    I’ll take donatella ONLY because she’s loooooaaaaded!

  • wickedangel
    September 25, 2012

    Why do they think this looks so good? EVERYONE who has this mess done now has the exact same face. They no longer look human, it is not sexy, they do not look younger, they look llike cloned freaks!

  • Kinseth
    September 26, 2012

    I’d do Versace. Her eyes at least don’t look like pig eyes.

  • slart
    September 26, 2012

    I’d need bags – paper & plastic, paper for the one I bang and plastic for the one I don’t.
    Then I think I’ll need another plastic one because I just don’t know if I could live with myself…

  • Jim O
    September 26, 2012

    Publicity shots for the new season of Walking Dead?

  • loki
    September 26, 2012

    Sir Loin is that your mammy and sperm donor??

  • au natural
    September 26, 2012

    They could both be the stars of some kind of very creepy horror flick.

  • September 27, 2012

    is death an option?

  • Sir Loin
    September 27, 2012

    Loki? Are those your Before and After pics? You should ask for your money back.

  • BenVincent
    September 27, 2012

    At least Versace could be used as a zombie prop for Halloween.

  • Psych
    September 27, 2012

    This is why I’m glad I don’t watch TV. Or buy designer clothes.

  • Big Daddy
    September 28, 2012

    I’d rather put my Cock through a Meat Grinder!!!!

  • Cybr
    September 28, 2012

    Man! Talk about a “two-bagger”. You know a bag over her head and a bag over yours just in case her bag breaks.

  • Cybr
    September 28, 2012

    HELP! I’m turning to stone!

  • Nicko
    October 2, 2012

    To answer the question, I’ll have to side with Donatella; she may not have the looks, but she does have the $$$$. Having said that, I have a question for you: Are we sure that we’re looking at a couple of actual women and not simply Alice Cooper and Steven Tyler at a cross-dressing party? lol

  • Matt
    October 2, 2012

    Would rather eat a bullet.

  • Jack
    October 3, 2012

    mmm I choose Elsa

  • Derp
    October 7, 2012

    Miss Versace is 57 and Mrs Patton is 76, easy choice for me.

  • tod
    October 31, 2012

    Isn’t suicide always an option?

  • it aint gonna lick itself
    November 2, 2012

    They both kind of remind me of “the face of Boe”. Google it.

  • November 3, 2012

    CHOOPING OFF MY DICK OFF AND RUNNING MIGHT WORK IF YOU DONT TURN TO STONE

  • Bruce
    November 10, 2012

    I choose suicide!

  • alita
    November 16, 2012

    Donatella looks like a corpse which was dug up after being in the ground for about a week.

    WHY THE FUCK doesnt she do anything about her baked potato boxer’s nose while she’s at all this? And the stringy, dead hair, thats easy! I can only think she has to want to look like crap, aach!

  • Kat
    November 30, 2012

    this is some scary shit, haha. gross, and sad

  • OV 25
    January 27, 2013

    They both look kind of like extras for a Low Budget Zombie Movie.

  • Banshee
    February 20, 2013

    Donatella….if I squint, I can just pretend she’s Iggy Pop. ;P

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