12.28.2011

Video: Return of the weird muscle implant guy


These “fake muscles” are created by injecting an oily liquid called “synthol” in to the muscle tissue. Check out more of this guy and other people with fake muscles here.

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30 Comments

  • mrwhyte
    December 28, 2011

    I truly hoe this guy has to go thru what I saw some dumbass teenage kid do. Nothing like having your arm almost explode while doctors push the synthol out of you. Thankfully the docs didn’t give him any painkillers so he had to deal with the whole thing.

  • CoCo
    December 28, 2011

    I think you guys already posted this before…

  • emmy
    December 28, 2011

    hes the most biggest asshole ive ever seen those mucles look like he has potatos under his flesh what lint licker!!!

  • zeek
    December 28, 2011

    He’s back to normal he had the synthol drained out. Saw it in an updated youtube Video.

  • Miami Guy 305
    December 29, 2011

    …when can we get him on the Jersey Shore?!

  • Erica
    December 29, 2011

    Gross, he does not have pecs he has size C cup tits. That’s nasty.

  • oone
    December 29, 2011

    What is it with Brazil and absurdly fake muscles, butts and boobs? Even if those were real, I’d still avoid him like the plague: he seems totally self-centered and shallow – a real bore that would only catch my interest only if one of those oil bags popped in front of me, and then only from a janitorial point of view.

  • Kimberly
    December 29, 2011

    I think they accidently gave him fake boobs instead of pec implants lol

  • jess
    December 30, 2011

    his tits are bigger than mine and it appears to be a new definition of humpback of notre dame

  • CrackMan
    December 30, 2011

    Yeah, this piece of work is a fu*&ing tool. He can’t identify himself in his full mirror of vain and stupidity.

  • Laura
    December 30, 2011

    pretty sure dudes aren’t supposed to have cleavage.

  • Drubas
    December 31, 2011

    His tits are bigger than than the clueless girls he’s pulling. It’s all fake, I’d like to see some little martial artist kick this wannabe’s ass.

  • femailmailman
    December 31, 2011

    This is hilarious! What an asshole this clown is! Does he ACTUALLY think he looks good?? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

  • femailmailman
    December 31, 2011

    HA HA HA HA HA HA! Sorry… I can’t stop laughing…

  • CrackMan
    January 1, 2012

    If you shot him with #8 buck shot, I bet he would explode and solve the oil crisis at the same time…

  • Spacegeek Nat
    January 4, 2012

    Good Christ, the very epitome of Douchebag. Dude, YOU DO NOT LOOK AS GOOD AS YOU THINK YOU DO. Or, indeed, at all. Nice titties, though. It’s not everyone who has the balls to walk around with 4 nipples.

    }:)

    @femailmailman LOL

  • Lari
    January 6, 2012

    I see lumps in his breasts, he should go get them checked out. Could be cancer.

  • CrackMan
    January 7, 2012

    I’m going in this weekend to get 80W-90 pumped into my balls; should have a video posted on Youtube sometime next week. They’ll be shaved, full’n plump & this guy will have NOTHING on me…

  • Julie S.
    January 9, 2012

    He reminds me of someone who has had a terrible allergic reaction to something. How does he not realize he is the biggest douche bag on the planet?!

  • not sure
    January 13, 2012

    nice tits bro, but i feel really awkward watching you dance with yourself in front of a camera…its creepy. And you might want to have that wierd swelling looked at–it doesnt look natural

  • WitchB*tch
    January 24, 2012

    Hahaha B*TCH T*TS!

  • Speck
    February 22, 2012

    What. A. Fucking. Douche.

  • March 24, 2012

    Nice boobs screw boy!!!

  • Sydney
    April 25, 2012

    The ONLY Thing Bigger Than His “Tits” Is His EgO!!! LOL-He Is GROSS N NASTY!! :-/

  • Chad
    June 20, 2012

    If he would spend time working out like he does “chair dancing” he might get some real mass!

  • LadyJade
    June 28, 2012

    no dude…..noooooooo…….

  • lizz
    July 7, 2012

    ugh, his cocky self. who told him he looked good with those fake ass muscles? who’s got the link to the updated youtube video?

  • Mimi
    July 16, 2012

    What the hell is he doing???! This guy is the ultimate tool! From his duck face lips to his nasty fake muscles! Wrong, so wrong. U failed big time buddy!!

  • Lydia
    October 12, 2012

    He looks like something out of resident evil with Fake Boobs lmao poor guy

  • libby
    May 25, 2013

    Someone shit on his right shoulder…and it has peanuts!

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