06.02.2011

Joan Van Ark

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22 Comments

  • annie
    June 23, 2011

    looks like she’s been huffing silver spray paint!

  • Mara
    June 24, 2011

    I’m confused- is she normally white as a sheet and the tanner has rubbed off? Or is she permanently two skin tones? I’d say it was vitiligo except that her hair has the same treatment… So…

    What is going on here?

  • Squeak
    June 27, 2011

    I believe she had a “deep peel” chemical peel, which can permanently leave skin lab coat white.

  • Donna
    July 1, 2011

    Gross.

  • LUCA
    July 9, 2011

    when did John Tesh start living as a woman

  • jersygrl
    July 9, 2011

    what happened to Val??

  • Ashley
    July 12, 2011

    Shut up! By the way this pic is from 2007!

  • idlehands
    July 17, 2011

    rofl LUCA

  • kaappa
    July 24, 2011

    5 o’clock shadow haha

  • sean
    July 30, 2011

    She hasnt fed for a few days I see. Beware slow moving people…..

  • Isaac
    August 7, 2011

    She’s been possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson.

  • Demetrius
    August 8, 2011

    Looks like she’s ready for the Day Of The Dead festival!

  • August 9, 2011

    I’d still do her.

  • Otto
    August 17, 2011

    She actually looks dead!

  • Bonedaddy
    August 17, 2011

    Something from “Night of the Living Dead” ?

  • Bill G.
    September 11, 2011

    She looks like she’s been locked in a cage for a year with pure crack smoke being piped in continuously.

  • Karma Hoser
    October 17, 2011

    She looks like a bleached and zombified Michael Jackson!

  • john ellis
    November 29, 2011

    SCARY~

  • Mom Savy
    February 17, 2012

    Corpse Bride

  • Mom Savy
    February 17, 2012

    Poor thing, too much formaldehyde.

  • johnbgood
    February 21, 2012

    She does look like she’s had at least one procedure too many, but that, unfortunately, isn’t uncommon in Hollywood. Bear in mind that acting is a ruthless, cutthroat profession, particularly for the majority who aren’t major stars, and how much you work, and the kind of work you get, often depends more on looks than talent. Hollywood is a cult of youth, and even A-list actors, especially women, often find themselves working less, and for less money (often in supporting or “character” roles) as they approach middle age. I imagine their agents, managers and perhaps even the studios are pressuring them to have cosmetic surgery as soon as the first wrinkle appears.

  • georgia
    April 13, 2012

    i don’t care what anyone says. she’s fucking dead. she just doesn’t know it yet.

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